Wednesday, 31 July 2013

Cosmopolis (2012)

Oh God what a load of crap! I don’t mean any offence to anyone involved with this film but I did not enjoy it. Pattinson is wooden and seems to suit his on-off relationship with whats-her-face Stewart – he has only one facial expression the entire time I’m sure. Maybe I’m missing the point but how does a taxi ride take all day? How can so much happen and yet nothing happens! He meets up with people multiple times throughout the film – they seem to manage to get stuff done between scenes, all he does is sit in a car going from one end of town to the other.

Whether they’ve missed key details of the plot out, or whether I just wasn’t concentrating through boredom, doesn’t matter. I’m fairly convinced that none of it makes sense and is pretty pointless.


Waste of time. I had vague hopes for Pattinson being better than Twilight but apparently not. Bel Ami, then this. That’ll do. 

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